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The Captain America Trailer: A Complete Breakdown

Lola is turning the hulking Captain America into a 98lb weakling.  See Crave Online’s Breakdown: Crave Online: The Captain America Trailer: A Complete Breakdown

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Let’s start with the puny Chris Evans

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Here we see puny Steve Rogers' bare, pathetic chest, and then we watch him struggling to complete an army training exercise.

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Let’s start with the puny: Chris Evans makes his first appearance looking like a ‘Before’ picture from a Soloflex commercial. Actually, he looks more like that kid from the old Charles Atlas ads in our Captain America comic books. I’m not even a musclebound jerk and Istill want to kick sand in his face. With the help of what looks like a judicious amount of CGI, Chris Evans has been turned into a 98 lb. weakling. Note the height difference between Evans and his co-star, Hayley Atwell, playing Cap’s 1940’s love interest Peggy Carter. Steve Rogers was deemed physically unfit to serve in World War II, leading him to volunteer for the ‘top secret’ super soldier program. In one shot we immediately understand why.

And in these two shots we definitely understand why. Here we see puny Steve Rogers’ bare, pathetic chest, and then we watch him struggling to complete an army training exercise. His grim determination isn’t matched by his physical prowess, making Captain America: The First Avenger look like a superhero version of Rudy. I guess if America wanted him to fight in World War II they would have miracled his ass into a new body. Oh wait…

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